Particularly its hotels. And especially the five-star properties. Sure, if you stay at the Hotel de Crillon or the Ritz, you’ll enjoy a superior location, super-attentive staff (including, on certain floors, a private butler), as well as a well-appointed (though not necessarily large) room – but you’ll pay upwards of a thousand bucks a night!
The Hotel Crillon - $$$$
The Ritz - $$$$
The Dining Room - $$$$
More - $$$$
We dabbled in this arena several years ago when our Parasole Culinary Team spent a couple of weeks in Paris and SPLURGED by staying at the HOTEL PLAZA ATHENEE (the rooms were much less at the time, and we got a group discount). It was a lovely property, with all the aforementioned attributes (but, still, a standard room for two was tiny by American standards – barely big enough for a bed, sitting chair and armoire). Of course, there was the bonus of having the world-acclaimed RESTAURANT ALAIN DUCASSE just off the lobby. Not only did we have the privilege of dining there, we also were treated to a personal and private tour of the kitchen, including lengthy conversations with the cooks and chefs.
The Plaza Athenee
The Parasole Gang
(Alain Ducasse, of course, wasn’t there – he has an empire to run. But for those occasions when he is in residence, the hotel had constructed a glass-walled office/dining room for him adjacent to the kitchen, where he could watch his team work by looking up at a bank of wall-mounted CCTV’s.)
Hard at Work
But here’s the deal: Joanne and I have been able to smoke out hotels in major European markets that share many of the attributes of the 5-star joints at a fraction of the price, while offering a more personal and engaging experience. Probably our favorite find is the HOTEL SAINT GREGOIRE in the heart of the 6th Arrondisement on Paris’ Left Bank.
Our Favorite
More about the hotel in a moment…
First, the location: You’re just a few minutes’ walk from some of the most interesting and fun venues Paris has to offer.
On nice days, we love to while away a few hours strolling, sitting, reading and eating in the LUXEMBOURG GARDENS, the peaceful and spacious (61 acres of spacious) park famous for its manicured combination of French gardens and English gardens (which is sort of odd in that both were designed by Marie di Medici and supposedly inspired by the Boboli Gardens in Florence).
Near the Hotel - The Luxembourg Gardens
15 Minute Walk From the St. Gregoire
Pull Up a Chair - They're Free
Kids can be engaged for hours here – riding ponies, sailing miniature sailboats on the pond, riding the carousel. And, at the end of the day, they can indulge in sweet treats by sitting outside at ANGELINA, one of the city’s premier chocolatiers. You’ll want to get the “little darlings” wired up on sugar, so in addition to a pastry treat, be SURE to order a cup of Angelina’s signature HOT CHOCOLATE. The best I’ve ever had in my life!!!
Sail a Boat?
On the Pond
The Carousel in the Park
Kids Love it Here
Top of the Day
With Chocolate
And Pastries
Angelina - Best Hot Chocolate in the World
Another bonus of the location: You’re just two blocks from THE BON MARCHÉ department store – the best in the city (you heard me, Galeries Lafayette!). On every visit, I spend hours wandering its ground-floor FOOD HALLS.
Block and a Half From the Hotel - Bon Marché
Best in Paris
Especially the Food Halls
Beautiful Treats
Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate
Also, if you’re a fan of the writer, Dan Brown – author of The Da Vinci Code – then you’ll be compelled to visit the CHURCH OF SAINT-SULPICE, just a ten-minute walk from the St. Gregoire. There you’ll find “The Rose Line” that Silas the monk used as a reference point in his quest to find the Holy Grail. A small opening in the south transept allows the bright sunlight to illuminate the brass rose line embedded in the floor of the cathedral. Not familiar with the significance of “The Rose Line?” Well, read the book.
Saint-Sulpice
The Plot Thickens
Silas the Monk - In Search of the Holy Grail
The Saint Gregoire is an 18th century mansion that has been re-purposed as a guest house-style boutique property by the designer David Hicks. The hotel resides on a quiet street a few blocks from the metro station, SAINT-PLACIDE. Not only are the rooms sound-proof, English is fluently spoken by the lovely and professional receptionist, Alice.
And Now
The Saint Gregoire
Great Location
Nicely Appointed
Writing Desk in the Lobby
Nice Rooms
Very French
The best part of staying at the Saint Gregoire: Descending into the basement and entering the medieval “stone-arched cave” breakfast room every morning for freshly squeezed juice, buttery warm croissants, orange marmalade, yogurt, and more. Along with pots of hot coffee for you, there’s hot chocolate for the kiddies. A continental breakfast is always included in the room rate.
Joanne Never Misses Breakfast
Especially Here
Coffee, Juice, Croissants, and Marmelade
And now for the pièce de résistance – Get ready! – the room rates on our recent stay hovered around $250 a night, which is REMARKABLE for the hotel’s quality, style, and location. In a city of $500-$1,000/night hotel rooms. This is a “FIND”!!!!
I’m keenly aware that most of this blog’s readers aren’t contemplating a trip this fall or winter to Australia. It’s not just a long flight – and an expensive one – but after investing your time in that journey, you’re kind of committing yourself to a stay longer than most people can easily manage.
But if Australia’s on your radar screen, I wouldn’t feel right if I didn’t share some finds with you. And besides, it’s worth remembering that summer in Australia is just around the corner.
No Worries... Mate
Joanne and I visited both Sydney and Melbourne a few years back (see my postings from 4/29/16 and 7/21/16). My takeaway is this: Both Sydney and Melbourne are wonderful dining cities – inventive, vibrant, and very local. The trends and influences feel homegrown, far removed from American clichés and formulaic chain offerings.
Let’s set Sydney aside for now, and focus on Melbourne, where we discovered several worthy spots.
Melbourne
Right downtown on Flinders Lane (Melbourne’s restaurant row for budding independent eateries) we loved a smart, casual place called FATHER GOOSE. On our final night, Joanne and I splurged at a downstairs spot called EZARD…really good. And across from the train station in Federation Square is a cool joint called TAXI, an “industrial chic” venue with what I would characterize as modern French/Australian fare with more than a little nod to Japanese offerings. I’m normally not a fan of the hard and cold edges of “industrial chic” environments, but the colors and brightness of Melbourne warm environments in a way we can’t count on for most the year. More important, the attractive, clever and witty plating of the food won me over. We’d go back……for sure.
Casual - On Flinder's Lane
Fancy - On Flinder's Lane $$$
Ezard Dining Room
Taxi - $$
Upstairs at Federation Square
Taxi Dining Room
A two-hour walk from downtown will take you to Saint Kilda beach, where a great lunch spot called STOKEHOUSE awaits. You won’t regret hoofing it there (but after a big lunch you’ll want to take a taxi back to your hotel).
Not to Miss - Stokehouse on St. Kilda Beach
Overlooking the Water - $$$
Joanne - About to Say a Naughty Word???
All of which brings me back to the walk away from downtown. Joanne and I left our hotel in the morning and set out for a stroll through the ROYAL BOTANICAL GARDENS, culminating at BACASH RESTAURANT, located in the fashionable South Yarro district on the edge of the park. While the views of the gardens are wonderful here, they’re trumped by the seafood-centric cuisine of owner and chef Michael Bacash and his wife, Fiona. Everyone says this is THE BEST SEAFOOD IN MELBOURNE. All I can tell you is that Bacash certainly offers the best seafood WE enjoyed there. Michael clearly knows where the best fish swim.
Royal Botanical Gardens
Royal Botanical Gardens - South of Downtown
Bacash on Domaine Road - Across from the Botanical Gardens
Owner/Chef - Michael Bacash
With His Wife and Partner Fiona
The aesthetic of BACASH is clean, spare and modern. Same with the food, which is precisely plated without being fussy.
South Yarro
Clean, Spare, and Modern
We started with the Garfish, an ugly head-on little monster-bastard that looked up at us with resentment (maybe because we were about to eat him). The fish was flanked with prawn and ginger-stuffed nori rolls and cost $23. (For a starter. Ouch.) We also enjoyed oysters in several iterations – all fresh, all briny, all a step up from your standard Blue Points. Joanne and I chose a combo plate of oysters called Raw Wapengo Rocks, along with a version of the same dish given the “gratin treatment” – stuffed with shrimp and Parmesan cheese and browned in the oven. (Full disclosure: We’ve recently added those baked shrimp and Parm oysters to SALUT’S appetizer menu.)
It's All About the Seafood
Catch of the Day
Garfish App with Nori Rolls - $23 USD
Sashimi Grade Tuna - About $20 USD
Wapengo Rock Oysters - $4.50 USD Each
Paired with Baked Shrimp and Parmesean
Char-Grilled Calamari with pickled fennel, paprika and saffron aioli was a refreshing departure from the ubiquitous deep-fried offerings. You do pay for the novelty (and the saffron), though – it ran about $20 U.S.
Char-Grilled Calamari - $20 USD
Blue Swimmer Crab
Tuna Tartare
Mud Crab Tartare
Another hit was the housemade Gravlax atop blini with horseradish crème fraiche.
House Cured Gravlax/Blini and Creme Fraiche
Among the mains, Bacash offers a worthy Scotch Filet Mignon with wild mushrooms and roasted shallots, as well as a few versions of duck, including a sliced breast accompanied by a confit duck pie with brandied cherries (YUM).
Duck Two Ways
Duck Breast with Duck Confit Pie
Scotch Filet Mignon with Wild Mushrooms - $42 USD
But the main event here is SEAFOOD, and Michael’s “go-to” dish is the Grilled Whole Flounder – simple and buttery-rich with just a squeeze of lemon. Warning: The flounder is not always available. After all, fish is a “hunted species,” so it all depends on how good the fishing was that day.
Michael
Flounder - Grilled on the Bone - Market Price
But, fear not: Great choices abound at Bacash. The Seared Sea Scallops and Chorizo on a bed of sweetcorn puree, for example ($22). Another is a surprise rendition of Grilled Red snapper, cooked Lebanese style with sumac-braised silverbeet (Swiss chard) and finished with caramelized onions, toasted pine nuts, tahini and currants (“Jeez, not that again.”)
Sea Scallops on Sweet Corn Purée - $22 USD
Lebanese Style Snapper - Signature Dish - $42 USD
We didn’t have it, but the Slow Roasted Tasmanian Salmon on Cauliflower Cream bound for the table next to ours looked special, and our neighbors loved it, especially with the accompanying fresh scallops, shrimp, calamari and mussels – around $40.
Slow Roasted Tasmanian Salmon
Two pastas round out the lunch menu: a summery offering of Shrimp-Stuffed Tortellini with Baby Heirloom Tomatoes and a Spaghetti Marinara loaded – and I mean, LOADED – with whatever the day’s catch might have been.
Spaghetti Marinara
Shrimp Tortellini with Heirloom Tomatoes
Desserts were not typical at all. I’d never had Sweet Pumpkin for dessert. Nor had I experienced Black Sesame Ice Cream. Both were delicious, clever and definitely memorable.
Dessert - Sweet Pumpkin
Rhubarb/Lychee Souffle - $12 USD
Cardamom Poached Pear
Strawberry Granita with Black Sesame Ice Cream
So, if you are in Melbourne, make a day of it: Take a leisurely stroll through the Botanical Gardens, work up an appetite and have a three-hour lunch at BACASH. Watch your wine intake, though – or you’ll end up Down Under the table.
Recently Joanne and I discovered a wonderful Greek-Turkish restaurant in the Design District neighborhood of Miami.
Mandolin - Miami
4312 NE 2nd Ave
Enter Through the Garden
Called MANDOLIN, it’s owned and run by a husband-wife team: Ahmet Erkaya and Anastasia Koutsiokis – he’s from Turkey, she’s Greek…which is a little odd since their home countries have been at odds for the past several hundred years. Well, I guess love – and a shared passion for Mediterranean cuisine – conquers all.
Ahmet (Turkish) and Anastasia (Greek)
Whirling Dervishes - Turkey
Anastasia
Joanne and I love the food in this part of the world, and one of our sweet spots in the states has been ESTIATORIO MILOS. A high-end seafood restaurant (that I wrote about early in 2017), Milos began in Montreal, then added locations in New York, Miami Beach, London, Las Vegas, and Athens (becoming – like Nobu – a very fancy chain).
Joanne and Phil at Mandolin
Estiatario Milos (Check My Post from January 19th, 2017)
Elegant
Always "Just Caught"
Appetizer for Sharing
Really Good - Really Expensive
Mandolin has just the one location and is very much a casual dining destination – far more typical of what you’ll actually find in Greece and Turkey, where Joanne and I have enjoyed traveling. Istanbul, Mykonos, Santorini, Crete, and a month-long stay in Molyvos, on the island of Lesvos, rank among our favorite trips.
Mykonos
Like a Hollywood Set
Though the Greeks and Turks are quick to point out all the ways their cuisines differ, the fact is, they’re pretty similar in many ways, including their emphasis on simplicity and freshness. No surprise, considering the culinary comingling that occurred during the 400 years of Ottoman rule over Greece.
So Simple
Grilled with a Kiss of Lemon
Joanne in Istanbul
A Month of Molyvos... Heaven
You might imagine how pleased we were to come across a locally owned independent restaurant that celebrated the simple, rustic “village cooking” of both Turkey and Greece. Nothing here is contrived. There’s no pretense, no fancy compositions – just straightforward, honest expressions of one of the world’s richest culinary heritages.
Back to Miami
Food isn’t the only draw at Mandolin. The restaurant offers comfortable outdoor seating in a big, beautiful, lush garden. In fact, Joanne and I have never eaten inside. And speaking of gardens, the owners grow their own herbs and vegetables just behind the restaurant.
The Outdoor Garden
Vegetables and Herbs
Just Behind the Restaurant
You need to start by ordering either the Turkish Sampler or the Greek Sampler – or both, depending on the size of your party. The Turkish spreads and dips include hummus, an onion-studded tomato-walnut dip, and a beet puree. The Greek version features tzatziki (garlic, cucumber, olive oil and yogurt, spiced with dill) along with melitzanosalata (smoked eggplant puree) and taramasalata, a puree of fish roe, olive oil, lemon juice and grated onions.
Both Samplers are accompanied by a little paper bag of warm, sesame-flecked, just-baked bread.
Greek Sampler - Tzatziki, Hummus and Taramosalata $15
Turkish Sampler - Hummus, Tomato-Walunt Dip, and Beet Purée
Warm, Sesame-Flecked Bread
In addition to a crispy, bitey Arugula Salad, you must try the summery Arugula and Peach Salad with mint, almonds and Manouri goat cheese. It’s rivaled by the Arugula and Date salad, with pistachios and feta cheese dressed in a pomegranate vinaigrette. Someone at your table should also order the traditional horiatiki Greek village salad, made with vine-ripened tomato wedges, cucumber, red onion, green peppers, and Kalamata olives crowned with a plank of feta. Okay, enough about salads.
Simple Arugula Salad
Ooh! With Dates, Feta, and Pistachios
Turkish Pastrami with Yogurt and Pine Nuts
Summer Salad - Watermelon and Feta Cheese
Turkish Chorizo Over Greek Salad
House Greek Salad with a "Plank" of Feta Cheese
On to the appetizers. Where to start? Try the Spanakopita – spinach, feta, pine nuts, herbs and spices baked in phyllo ($12). For a little theater, get the Greektown classic, Saganaki, the flaming fried cheese dish usually accompanied by an annoying “OPAH!” The Greeks (and I suppose the Turks) really know octopus, so don’t miss Mandolin’s simply grilled version. Even though it’s usually a main course, we’ve shared Moussaka as an appetizer. A staple of Greek restaurants everywhere, it’s a baked dish of ground lamb, eggplant, thin sliced potatoes, onions, cheese, cinnamon and nutmeg – all topped with a layer of béchamel sauce and browned in the oven.
Zucchini Fritters with Tzatziki Dip
Saganaki - It Flames $12... No "Opah"
Kefte - Lamb Meatballs with Tzatziki Dip $15
Grilled Artichoke Hearts Over Eggplant Purée
Spanikopita - Spinach Pie
Simply Grilled - Yum
Moussaka - Ground Lamb, Eggplant, and More Topped with Bechamel Sauce
Among the mains, the Branzino (or European Sea Bass) is a standout. It’s so simple, so beautifully grilled – barely teased with lemon, olive oil, salt and pepper – that you’d think it was out of a Martha Stewart cookbook. Actually, a wide variety of Mandolin’s entrees boast the same attributes of simplicity and freshness. Obviously, you MUST order lamb – either the Lamb Chops over orzo pilaf ($46) or the thick chunks of rosemary-laced Saddle of Lamb. Even the Chicken Kebabs, the default dish of timid eaters, are delicious (all the more so when dipped in tzatziki). If you’re a dumpling fan (and who isn’t?), get the Manti, an iconic Turkish dish of homemade egg pasta dumplings filled with minced lamb, garlic and Aleppo peppers, topped with brown butter and garlicky yogurt.
Branzino (Sea Bass) - EVOO, Lemon, Salt and Pepper
Greek Seafood Stew
Roasted Chicken with Steamed Potatoes
Saddle of Lamb
Kebabs Galore...
Grilled Tiger Prawns - $18
Chicken Kebab - Safe Harbour for Timid Eaters $24
Grilled Lamb Chops Over Orzo $36
Turkish Manti-Lamb Dumplings Topped with Garlic Yogurt and Brown Butter
Grilled Beef Ribs
Fries with Spicy Yogurt $12
Our grandkids dined on pulled lamb gyros and Mandolin’s signature lamb burger. Both come with fries and will run you $16. The kids devoured them both.
Pulled Lamb Gyro - $16 - DIP IN TZATZIKI
Lamb Burger With Haloumi Cheese $16
Yes, we had dessert as well.
Isn’t gluttony one of the Seven Deadly Sins? Maybe, but if you were to pass up the desserts here, you’d be guilty of stupidity, so go ahead and get the homemade Baklava. It’s loaded with honey and pistachios…OMG! On the lighter side, Fresh Figs topped with toasted walnuts, thick yogurt and honey are a seasonal must-have. I’d have them in a heartbeat for breakfast as well.
Chocolate Cake - Don't Bother
But Do Bother - Fresh Figs, Walnuts, Honey and Thick Yogurt
Do Not Even Think of Not Getting The Baklava
We all ended with super-strong Turkish coffee – even the kids. After they came down off the walls, I think they fell asleep around 4 AM.
Finally - Get "Wired" on Turkish Coffee
So back to Anastasia and Ahmet. I wish them a long life together and hope they run the restaurant well into their golden years. Perhaps the example set by these lovers will prompt their fellow countrymen to cast aside their arms and gather at a table laden with fragrant meats, cheese and vegetables; a powerful reminder of all their respective cultures share (yeah, fat chance).
Anastasia?... The Golden Years
Ahmet?... The Golden Years
Love Conquers All... But Greece vs. Turkey? Fat Chance!
Bavaria, in the mountains of southern Germany, isn’t just beautiful, it scales the heights of German cuisine.
Bavaria - Crazy King Ludwig's Castle
Beautiful
When Joanne and I used to fly Northwest Airlines to visit our daughter in Switzerland, the best option was to fly Minneapolis to Frankfurt and take a rental car south to Switzerland. Driving through the uninspiring central part of Germany, we would invariably stop at the same roadside restaurant and inn – can’t remember the name – but after an overnight flight, it was always a welcome stop at day’s end. The sausages were many and enormous; the mound of mashed potatoes, buttery and plentiful. And the beer came in giant frosty mugs. Comforting, yes. Filling, OMG yes. But that was about it.
Story Book Charming
Road Food on the Drive to Switzerland
After a Long Flight from Minneapolis... Needed Beer
That's Joanne... It Really Is... Really
In his piece, “Belly Bombs Away,” Calvin Trillin writes, “German food has determined the outcome of more wars than all other cuisines combined.” As he tells it, “For centuries, those nasty Prussians have vanquished foe after foe, battle after battle…UNTIL LUNCH…after which they were too stuffed to remount.”
Indeed. German food is BIG FOOD. The Germans favor hearty meals that include PORK, BEEF and POULTRY – in that order.
Many people find it too rich and too heavy. Some complain that’s not refined, even a little crude, and certainly not artful.
I happen to love it.
Lucky for me that we live in Minnesota, where we’re blessed with good choices.
One is GASTHOF BAVARIAN HUNTER, up near Stillwater, where we introduced our young grandkids to German food. Sausage, sauerkraut and Shirley Temples reigned at our table, while a giant sampling platter of pork, and more pork, chicken, dumplings and spaetzle delighted a family of four a couple of tables away.
Home Grown - In Stillwater
Looks Like a Mountain Retreat
Gasthaus - Sausage, Sauerkraut, and German Potato Salad
Jaeger Schnitzel with Potato Dumplings - Yum!
German Street Songs
Our daughter loves THE BLACK FOREST INN, especially during summer in the beer garden. The veal shank with spaetzle and the Jaeger schnitzel both delight on a cold February night. Do not miss the APPLE STRUDEL here.
Black Forest Inn - Our Daughter's Favorite
Great Beer Garden
Veal Shank with Spaetzle
Black Forest Inn's Pork and Paprika Schnitzel
Order This! Apple Strudel
And by the way, I loved their ad campaign poking good-natured fun at the stoic, humorless reputation of Germans.
Soooo German... Love It
So not only is German food big, it can be weird…and it can be delightful.
Big, Big Food - Brats, Red Cabbage, German Potato Salad
Witness the “gut-busting” sausage platter below – but also the hedgehog-like creature called a HACKEPETER: raw minced pork and raw onion meant to be spread on toast. No thank you.
Hackepeter - Raw Pork and Onions - Yuk!
German LIMBURGER CHEESE has the dubious distinction of smelling like dirty, sweaty feet…with a fungal infection. Next to the hedgehog, check out the small wheels of HARZER KASE, a cheese well-suited for olfactory warfare. It’s great for dieters, I’m told; bad for your social life. This cheese will stink-up your refrigerator even if it’s wrapped. Eat it in a public place and people will move away from you.
Harzer Kase - Makes Stinky Feet Smell Good!
However, the crispy pork schnitzels are divine. As is the seasonal white asparagus with Hollandaise and sliced steamed potatoes. That and a bottle of Riesling? YUM.
Classic Pork Schnitzel
White Asparagus, Hollandaise and Steamed Potatoes
There is no rival in the world to the iconic APPLE STRUDEL (Remember how it was featured in Inglorious Bastards? If you don’t, the movie’s worth renting just for that scene.)
And of Course... Apple Strudel
And what about GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE with its coconut-pecan frosting? I’m told that the recipe begins with “First, invade the kitchen.”
German Chocolate Cake - Recipe: Step #1, First Invade the Kitchen
My first exposure to authentic German food was when I was in college and went to Chicago for a weekend. My uncle Ben took me to THE BERGHOFF in the heart of the Loop on West Adams Street. I was instantly transported to Germany via the kitschy décor (which I did not know was kitschy) and foods that I had never, ever seen or tasted before, with the possible exception of my Aunt Rose’s WARM GERMAN POTATO SALAD.
Chicago
The Berghoff
Dinner began with a sort of relish tray, except this one had liverwurst, pickled herring and stinky cheese. Next I ordered something called Sauerbraten (pot roast) with that ginger-snappy gravy…first time ever…and I got a minor tutorial on SCHNITZELS, including a simple breaded pork cutlet with a squeeze of lemon and its fancy brother, SCHNITZEL ala HOLSTEIN, topped with two fried eggs. (No beer for me at that age, because my uncle might tell my dad.) As I wolfed down my STRUDEL, the OOM-PAH BAND took the stage…
My memory of the world famous (and long ago closed) LUCHOW’S, the Grande Dame of German restaurants in New York, was being there with one of my New York clients. It was big – two or three floors – and heavily decorated with all of the Bavarian clichés. I was told that Paul Newman was a regular and that Lauren Bacall celebrated her 60th birthday there. But most of all I remember the big industrial scale in the entry, where the custom was for patrons to weigh-in before dinner and then weigh-in again afterward. My weight gain flirted with 2 pounds.
Luchow's - New York - Long Gone
But Not Forgotten
It Was THE GERMAN RESTAURANT in New York
Celebrity Hang Out
Lauren Bacall 60th Birthday at Luchow's
Weigh on the Way In, Weigh on the Way Out
A closing that saddened me most was the shuttering of KARL RATZCH’S, a Milwaukee institution since 1904. KARL RATZCH’S was a Hollywood set – perfectly put together in every over-the-top design detail. It served two-fisted German cuisine accompanied by a danceable “whumppa” from the oom-pah band on stage. During our BUCA Milwaukee opening, Joanne and I went there probably a dozen times, the most memorable of which were during the festive holiday season when the place sparkled and glittered like a Christmas tree. So warm…so cozy…so safe.
Our Favorite - Karl Ratzsch's in Milwaukee
Karl Ratzch
Now Closed - So Sad
The menu had the kind of stuff that most all German restaurants serve – schnitzels, sauerbraten, duck, goose, etc. – and an offering that was fantastic and absolutely new to me: a CRACKLING PORK SHANK (more about that later).
Chopped Liver, Raw Onions, and Pickles
Goulash Over Spatezle
Potato Pancakes with Apple Sauce and Sour Cream
Schnitzel ala Holstein with Anchovies
These emblematic German-American restaurants set the stage for me and my first encounter with Munich.
Downtown Munich
Like every American and Japanese tourist, we started with THE HOFBRAUHAUS, a few blocks from City Hall. It dubs itself the world’s most famous tavern, and who am I to disagree. It’s certainly the most distinctive, and probably the oldest – founded in 1589, with a capacity of probably 600 seats. The place has an energy that’s on steroids. It’s open 365 days a year and – a surprise to me – it’s owned by the Bavarian State Government. It’s a well-run, well-oiled machine.
The Legendary Hofbrauhaus
You do not go to the HOFBRAUHAUS to dine, you go there to DRINK – and to eat giant pretzels with mustard. Most of all, you go there for a good time. The Hofbrauhaus is a beer hall that happens to serve food.
It’s probably best to go on the early side as things tend to get out of hand as the night progresses. Joanne and I were there with my 82-year-old mother and her 81-year-old sister, and by the time we left a 100-person CONGA line was singing and snaking through the crowded dining room, doing something that resembled the BUNNY HOP – only to the beat of the German oom-pah band. About the same time, a group of drunk Japanese businessmen were standing atop a table singing Lord knows what, loudly. Top that all off with more than a few guys passed out or sound asleep in their chairs.
Since 1589!
Who Can Resist?
Roast Chicken and German Potato Salad
Sausage Platter mit Kraut
Blood Sausage and Liver Sausage - Any Takers? Note the Mustard Packets
Kase Spaetzle - German Mac and Cheese (with Fried Onions)
Oom-Pah, Oom-Pah
The Wandering Pretzel Lady
Lovin' It...
Der Oom-Pah Bunny Hop
"Hey Buddy... Wake Up!"
With all that drinking, my guess is that the HOFBRAUHAUS must employ more than a couple of “VOMITEERS.”
Okay, okay, if you are tightly wound, DON’T GO. But if you can roll with it and not fight it,” I guarantee you a GOOD TIME.
Our Munich experience ended on a high culinary note. We came across the restaurant HOXNBAUER, a place that specializes in PORK SHANKS and VEAL SHANKS with crackling skin from the rotisserie. Steamed potatoes, potato dumplings and red cabbage round out the menu, and that’s about all they serve – whole shanks, half shanks, sliced shanks. But let me tell you: HOXNBAUER DOES SHANKS WELL! They sell ‘em by 100 gram units….or 4.50 euros per unit…..about thirty to forty bucks for a shank. We went twice.
Munich at Night
Our Favorite - Haxnbauer
Veal Shanks on the Rotisserie
Crackling Good Skin
Half Pork Shank and Potato Dumplings
Sliced Pork Shank
Sliced Veal Shank
Show and Sell!
Now here’s and interesting tidbit: The Wall Street Journal recently reviewed a book by Laura Shapiro, What She Ate, about Hitler’s mistress (and, in the final days, his wife), Eva Braun. “While prisoners starved in concentration camps, Braun joined the diners at Hitler’s well ladened table.” And she went on….”At the end, the inhabitants of Hitler’s bunker began blocking out reality with magnum after magnum.”
The Loving Couple
Hitler's Last Meal - Spaghetti and Tomato Sauce
Eva Braun's Last Meal - Cyanide
But here’s the thing: On their final day in the bunker – the day Hitler shot himself – he and Eva did not indulge in the fatherland’s cuisine. Shapiro writes, “Hitler is said to have eaten his final lunch of spaghetti and tomato sauce.”
Apparently more of a purist than the Fuhrer, Eva eschewed the Italian fare and went straight for the cyanide.
Philly has its Cheesesteak. Louisville, the Hot Brown. And Chicago has given us not just the Italian beef sandwich, but deepdish pizza and hotdogs “dragged through the garden.”
Philly
Has it's Cheesesteak
Pat's
Louisville
Has the Hot Brown
The Home of the Hot Brown
Chicago
Has the Chicago Hot Dog
The Carolina's
Love Their Barbecue
And the Pulled Pork Sandwich
But who gave us the pork chop? Who can we thank for bacon? The gift of ham? Or the apotheosis of pigdom: the tenderloin? Glad you asked, because I’m from Kewanee, Illinois: THE HOG CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, where kids grow up Pork Proud.
Kewanee, IL
Kewanee High - My School
As a typical, red-blooded young man, I was pretty social (some would say dorky, but f*** them), and I had my share of flirtations with the opposite sex. During my junior year of high school, I entered into my first romance, a mainly one-sided relationship with a girl named Bonnie.
I Am Not a Dork
The Lovely Bonnie
She was sweet. She was beautiful. And every night we went out, I made it a point to shed her by 10:30 PM, because that gave me half an hour to make it to the local A&W ROOT BEER STAND and DRIVE IN before it closed promptly at 11 PM.
The A&W Drive-In
In the farmland of central Illinois, food is always your first love. I thought I loved Bonnie, but I LUSTED after A&W’s DEEP-FRIED SIGNATURE PORK TENDERLOIN SANDWICH. The flesh was flattened to the diameter of a frying pan, breaded and served hot and crispy, dwarfing the burger bun. And as luscious as Bonnie might have been, it was like comparing a horse and mouse – the horse wins because as fair and charming as Bonnie could be (usually)…(on occasion)…(okay, once, under the bleachers), the pork tenderloin never disappointed…was always supportive and there for me…and never, ever hinted that I was a dork. I was IN LOVE with a SANDWICH!
Just Made it in Time
For My Beloved Pork Tenderloin Sandwich
And a Frosty Mug of Root Beer
Now, I have to tell you that, to this day, there are deep-seeded resentments and arguments as to who originated the DEEP-FRIED PORK TENDERLOIN SANDWICH. Success has many fathers.
Some claim that the sandwich was birthed at THE HIGH LIFE LOUNGE in Des Moines, Iowa.
High Life Lounge - Des Moines
They Claim to be the 1st
Iowa
Yet legions of Hoosiers violently disagree. They insist that the blessed event took place at NICK’S KITCHEN in downtown Huntington, Indiana. The Indianapolis crowd say it was the INDIANA STATE FAIR.
Or was the 1st at Nick's in Huntington, Indiana?
Downtown Huntington
Was it Nick's? Or the State Fair? Or Neither?
Nick's
But let’s get real: Iowa? Indiana? I think not.
A more viable candidate might be Peoria, Illinois, which calls itself “THE PORK TENDERLOIN CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.” It could have been invented at CASS’S PLACE by the Bradley Campus. Or maybe THE IGLOO.
Or was the Igloo 1st?
In Peoria
One thing we can be certain of – and only one thing – is that the sandwich has its roots deep in the Midwest. And my money is on Illinois.
Evidently our hometown senator, Frank P. Johnson, thought the same way, because in 1947 he sponsored a bill that the Illinois State Legislature passed unanimously, paying tribute to “HIS ROYAL MAJESTY.. KING HOG.” The same bill singled out my hometown, KEWANEE, ILLINOIS, as “THE HOG CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!” (exclamation points might be mine).
The Illinois Legislature... "Kewanee, Hog Capital of the World"
Where I Grew Up
Leaves No Doubt
Kewanee wasted no time in capitalizing on the official bestowment and hosted its first annual HOG DAY on Labor Day weekend of that year. The downtown streets were closed and renamed after iconic breeds of pig – DUROC AVENUE…HAMPSHIRE STREET…YORKSHIRE PLACE. The Hog Day parade was led down 2nd Avenue by a herd of Yorkshires and followed by batteries of high school bands and the renowned KEWANEE DRUM & BUGLE CORPS.
Hog's Day - Kewanee
In Kewanee... We Know Pork!
A Herd of Hog Day's Grand Marshalls
Duroc Avenue
Hampshire Street
Yorkshire Place
76 Trombones
The Hog Day Parade
In the years that followed, Hog Day featured carnival rides and other attractions. A commemorative Hog Day decanter of Jim Beam Whiskey was commissioned. LITTLE MISS HOG DAY’s were crowned.
Carnival Too
Hog Day Entertainment
Thank You Jim Beam
Crowned Little Miss Hog Day
You can understand how, having grown up in a “hog culture,” I know more than a little about the original pork tenderloin sandwich (certainly more than those imposters who claim to have invented it). You can also understand why poor Bonnie got the boot at 10:30 so I could make it to the A&W.
Sanctuary!
"A Pork Tenderloin Sandwich, Please"
10:45 p.m. Pork Tenderloin for Phil
And a Root Beer
Most important, you can trust me when I tell you that the PORK TENDERLOIN SANDWICH not only lives on, but has reached PERFECTION right here in Minneapolis, where I’ve introduced my beloved hometown “piggy treat” at LIBERTINE in Uptown.
Now at Libertine
Flattened to the size of a Manny’s Steak Platter, breaded with Panko bread crumbs, and dressed with tomato, pickles red onion and mayo, It’s dubbed THE OINKSTER.
The Oinkster!
And Sunday Through Thursday's in September
5 bucks! That's Right, $5!
Oh, and by the way, I never could get Bonnie to see things my way. Maybe if I’d loved her more than a sandwich – things might have turned out differently. We’ll never know.
Bonnie Just Never Saw Things My Way...
W.T.F.
PHIL
P.S. – To celebrate the new OINKSTER, LIBERTINE will be offering the sandwich (including fries) for FIVE DOLLARS Sunday through Thursday nights during the month of September from 7 PM to close!
The city is dirty. Thieves, pickpockets and urchins abound. And if Gomorrah, the Netflix series on Naples’ drug trade is accurate, life can be very cheap there. (Check out my recent posting of August 3rd, 2017.)
Bay of Naples - Mt. Vesuvius in the Background
The Gypsies... Careful! Careful!
On the other hand…
The architecture is beautiful, the surrounding area stuns, and the food couldn’t be better. If you can afford a stay at the Excelsior Hotel, so much the better.
Do Try to Stay at the Excelsior
Wonderful Rooftop Restaurant
(Just remember to leave your finest jewelry at home. Buy a Timex at Target.)
For those of you, like Joanne and I, whose sense of adventure trumps your trepidation, Naples is a real delight – rich with culinary experiences and a convenient jumping-off point for day trips to Sorrento and Capri. Just catch the ferry right near the hotel, and off you go. A bit of advice: For a few euros more, you can take the speedy hydrofoil instead of the regular ferry. In half an hour you’ll be docking in Capri.
Departure for Capri and Sorrento
Take the Hydrofoil - Not the Regular Ferry
This must-visit destination is as manicured as Naples is gritty. In fact, Capri numbers among the most beautiful and sophisticated places in Europe, replete with chic shops, hotels and fantastic restaurants – particularly for seafood. Moreover, the absence of cars in the town center makes it a paradise for pedestrians. By comparison, Positano is a tourist trap of t-shirt shops and gelato stands.
Anacapri is Fun Also
Take a Capri taxi at the port up to the village (They’re modified full-size cars that end up as kind of weird 4-door convertibles). Visit the BLUE GROTTO – touristy as hell but beautiful as can be. Stroll the town (without worrying about pickpockets). Then dine at ADD’O RICCO DE GABRIELE, high up and outdoors overlooking the Mediterranean.
A Capri Taxi
Our Driver Made the Cover
The Blue Grotto
Capri - Town Center
Stroll the Town
It's Beautiful
Eat Here!
Just Caught
Stunning Views
I guarantee, you’ll want to go back to Capri the very next day, but don’t do it if that means passing up an opportunity to visit SORRENTO – a great strolling city, with restaurants that rival the best of Capri and Naples. If you stay overnight (and why wouldn’t you?), I recommend the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria, which offers a spectacular view of Naples Harbour. It’s pricy in high season, but surprisingly affordable in the spring or fall.
This is Sorrento
It's a Strolling City
Stay Here... Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria
But now back to Naples…
I really got to know the city during my early Buca days, and on one of our trips I discovered the best little hole-in-the-wall restaurant in Naples: DA DORA. Immediately it became a mandatory stop for the Buca culinary team.
Da Dora
The Culinary Team
Joanne, Jennifer, and Phil and a Half
The Kid... He Busses Tables
Located on a dimly lit, almost spookily desolate alley off the Rivera di Chiaia on Via Ferdinando Palasciano, Da Dora is actually easy to spot. Just look for the rather large illuminated shrine out front. “Hey … it can’t hurt.” Inside, you’ll find a tiny room – maybe 40 seats – that hasn’t changed since it was opened in 1973 by a married couple, who, prior to that, had run a seaside seafood shack. Both Giovani and Dora, the restaurant’s namesake, were children of fisherman. My sense is that the restaurant has always been entirely run by the family – including kids, aunts, uncles and cousins. There are no frills here, no pretension, no gimmicks – just straightforward preparations of just-caught seafood.
Up the Alley From Riviera di Chiaia
This is the Alley
The Shrine by Da Dora
Dora
Giovani
The Family
That no-nonsense, “we are what we are” quality is what I love about Da Dora. Far, far removed from the touristy spots that line the harbor, it has a genuineness and an innocence that can be neither concepted nor duplicated.
About 40 Seats
It's All About the Fish
I’ve since discovered that the restaurant has achieved cult status among Italian celebrities ranging from the late Marcello Mastroianni and Fredrico Fellini to Giorgio Armani.
Marcello Mostroianni
Georgio Armani
Check out the images below. Iterations of seafood pasta dominate the menu. Their Linguine Alle Vongole (clams) as well as the Crudo (raw seafood) appetizers were the best that I can recall ever eating. Also, look at the image with the octopus and the tiny, twice fried fish called ceruses, which means “baby”. Eat them whole … crunchy and salty. Grilled fish, lobsters and octopus are NOT TO BE MISSED!
Tiny, Tiny Kitchen
Pristine
Platters to Share
Razor Clams, Raw Tuna, Shrimp, and Clams
Octopus... and Twice Fried Fish
Clams
Spaghetti Alle Vongole - Don't Miss This!
Linguine with Mixed Seafood
It's Messy
Whole Fish Too
Risotto with Clams
Profiteroles
Fresh Figs
Sfogliatelle
Every time I’ve been there, Dora (no spring chicken) has been working the floor – serving, clearing, singing…and DANCING! Below you can see Buca’s founding chef Vittorio dancing with her after dinner…all to the tunes of a rather annoying guitarist.
Dora & Giovani - Singing Street Songs
Vittorio Dancing with Auntie
He Was Annoying
Vittorio and Auntie Again
To this day, I remain charmed by the unaffected, authentic innocence that the restaurant projects.
To wit: A recent and modest ad (not from Satchi & Satchi, that’s for sure) for Da Dora simply said, “Lunch, Dinner, Alcohol and TELEVISION” – and not a giant Samsung flat-screen. More like a Philco or Emerson or Magnavox. Remember them?
Lunch, Dinner, Alcohol, and Television... Is it a Magnavox?
Go to Da Dora. It’s an experience you’ll never forget.
I’ve always had a thing for Indian food, but living here in Minnesota, there just aren’t that many options other than a host of buffets (mainly for lunch) and none I’ve yet discovered that approach anything unique or special. Not that I’m a fine dining snob…..you all know better than that.
Now, Joanne and I have never been to India. And to be honest, I’m not that certain that I want to go. Several of our friends, who are seasoned travelers, report WILDLY MIXED and OPPOSING REVIEWS. Some wax passionately about the richness of the culture, history and landmarks.
India - Bengal Tiger
The Taj Mahal
Exotic
The Golden Temple
Others can’t get past the rampant poverty and all the problems that come along with it. It’s said that if you have money – and ONLY if you have money – you can indulge in some of the world’s best hotels, equal to anything in New York, London, Bangkok or Hong Kong. You can also journey luxuriously by train (think THE ORIENT EXPRESS on steroids)…all of which insulate you from the conditions endured by many millions of India’s citizens. Even then, however, the country’s harsh realities present themselves. Yes, your hotel has state-of-the-art environmental protection, but step outside in a city like Delhi, and you’ll breathe air more polluted even than that of Beijing or Mexico City.
Incredible Hotels
The Leela Palace - Delhi
Luxurious Train Travel
See What I Mean?
However!
Will we ever visit India? I don’t know…I just don’t know.
But if I go, it’ll be for the food, because Joanne and I have been fortunate enough to experience really wonderful, stylish, clever and creative Indian cuisine, especially in London, where the huge influx of Indians and Pakistanis over the last several decades has created one of the richest dining scenes imaginable.
Our first experience was 25 years ago at the BOMBAY BRASSERIE, known for its bright and airy conservatory. This South Kensington restaurant is still a delight – and it’s still going strong.
Bombay Brasserie, London
Bombay Brasserie, London
More recently in London we’ve enjoyed AMAYA (in Belgravia), where dining theater is provided by three brass-clad Tandoori ovens right out front. The food here is outstanding – so good, in fact, that you can forgive the staff’s pompous attitude. We also love CHUTNEY MARY, now in St. James Place. The dining room here isn’t as dramatic as its old location on Kings Road in Chelsea, but the food is still as good. Keep CINNAMON CLUB (a little stuffy….but good) on your radar screen as well. Ditto for JAMAVAR on Mount Street in Mayfair. This is the first outpost of an acclaimed Indian chain, and it’s a knockout (If you go, request table #16 for two, in the corner).
Amaya - Michelin Stared London
The Tandoori Ovens at Amaya
Jamavar - Mayfair, London
Jamavar - Mayfair, London
Up until the last five years or so, New York didn’t seem to have much to offer in the way of interesting Indian cuisine.
But good news….we’ve discovered two possibilities that you might enjoy. The first is TAMARIND in Tribeca (check out my mention in my November 8th, 2016 posting, “LITTLE SPROUTS in the BIG APPLE”). I’ll do a major posting on TAMARIND in the next several weeks.
Tamarind - TriBeCa, New York
Joanne at Tamarind
The other place that challenges Tamarind is JUNOON (pronounced U-NOON; I’m told that the name means “passion”). This Michelin-starred restaurant boasts a handsome, contemporary dining room lit in soft amber tones. These days, it’s considered un-PC to refer to cultures and countries from beyond our shores as “exotic,” so I’ll describe Junoon as worldly and intriguing, but its location actually IS kind of exotic: on a dark stretch of 24th Street just west of 5th Avenue.
New York
West 24th Street - Flatiron District, NY
Soft Amber Lighting
The chef, Vikas Khanna, comes from Amritsar in the Punjab region of northwestern India, a tourist mecca and home of the GOLDEN TEMPLE.
Vikas Khanna - Chef at Junoon
With an Adoring Fan
Vikas is from the Punjab
Home of the Golden Temple
The lengthy menu celebrates five distinct Indian cooking techniques:
TANDOOR….”white-hot” clay oven
SIGRI…open fire pit
HANDI….curry
TAWA….cast iron
PATTHAR….stone cooking
Our evening began with baskets of salty, buttery, garlicky NAAN plucked fresh from the white-hot walls of the Tandoori ovens and accompanied by a selection of exotic chutneys. Appetizers included a sharing dish of TANDOORI OCTOPUS with black garlic aioli, crispy potatoes and citrus wedges ($22). Another hit was EGGPLANT CHAAT, spicy hot crispy eggplant with tamarind chutney and – for those who can’t stand the heat – a cooling RAITA (yogurt, cucumber and mint) at $15. Another offering, not for the “faint-of-heart,” that we loved – and you should definitely try – was Tandoori chicken thighs and cashews and peppers called GHOST CHILI MURGH TIKKA (you probably know that the GHOST PEPPER beats out HABANEROS on the SCOVIL HEAT SCALE)… extra bowls of RAITA!…please !!…quickly !!!…now dammit !!!!! BTW, service was professional, polite and efficient.
Garlicky, Buttery, Salty Naan - Yum!
How Naan is Cooked - On the White-Hot Wall of the Tandoor Oven
Host of Chutneys for the Naan
Tandoori Octopus - $22
Murgh Terrine with Chicken and Cherry Chutney - $23
Crispy Eggplant, Raita, and Tamarind Chutney - $15
Cauliflower, Baby Peppers, Tomato and Ginger - $23
Shrimp, Butter, Pepper with Garlic Sauce
Piri Piri Grilled Shrimp with Lime Juice, Paprika, and Chiles
Ghost Chili Murgh Tikka - Hot Hot Hot!
Spices are so central to Indian cuisine that JUNOON has installed a special glass enclosed room on the lower level that’s used solely for the daily grinding and storing of spices. Ask your server and you’ll be escorted downstairs for a peek.
Spice Room - Downstairs
Vikas in the Spice Room
Turmeric
LAMB CHOPS were a real treat – effectively “tricked-out” with sweet potato puree, charred pineapple and Swiss chard ($39), as was a vegetarian dish called HARA PANEER KOFTA with mustard greens, paneer dumplings, preserved lemon relish and green chili for an extra kick (or should I say wallop?) at $23.
Shali Lamb Shank with Black Cumin Yogurt Curry - $36
Biryani Rice - For the Table
Lamb Chops with Sweet Potato Purée
Hara Paneer Kofta - Dumplings, Preserved Lemon and Green Chili
Crispy Lotus Root with Puffed Lotus Seeds - $23
Cucumber Raita with Mint
Pomegranate Raita
JUNOON IS NOT BLAND!!!!!
Now comes dessert, including a trio of seasonal KULFI (Indian ice cream); SAFFRON PHRINI, a Punjab treat of mango, rice, sugar and milk; and FALOODA, a sweet and creamy treat with strawberries, vanilla ice cream, rose syrup and pink peppercorn foam.
Trio of Kulfi (Indian Ice Cream) - Texture of Toothpaste
Mango Saffron Phrini Dessert
Dessert Coconut Rice Pudding
Falooda - Strawberries, Ice Cream and Rose Syrup
While Junoon’s meal enders were uniformly delightful (except for one medicinally flavored green ice cream), they’re somewhat out of the mainstream as western desserts go. In fact, they’re out of the mainstream compared to most Indian desserts. Wasn’t it food writer Calvin Trillin who observed that the preponderance of them “tend to have the texture of face cream?”
Gianduja (zhahn-DOO-yuh) - Chocolate Goo
Who Said Face Cream? Answer: Calvin Trillini
OMG
Does the POND’S INSTITUTE have a culinary branch in India????
I’m a sucker for Chinese food. On our trips around the country and abroad, Joanne and I are always seeking out what we hope to be a significant Chinese restaurant in that city. Funny, enough, we don’t seem to have the same antennae for other Asian cuisines. As much as we love Thai, Indian, Pan-Asian, etc., it’s Chinese food that really gets our mouths watering. Read more →
Long before I ever heard of Keith McNally, I was a big fan of his restaurants. In my frequent travels to New York during my previous life, I was an early adopter and a regular patron of THE ODEON, his first big hit. Perhaps its combination of French bistro/brasserie fare reminiscent of LA COUPOLE in Paris, served alongside American classics, resonated with me. Maybe it was the energized vibe of the restaurant, or the big neon Edward Hopper-ish sign promising excitement. I remember being taken by its location – a desolate, barren and scary neighborhood called TriBeCa. What really floored me, though, was the fact that Odeon looked like it had been there forever. It just seemed REAL to me.
Keith McNally
His First - 1980
The Odeon - Timeless
A few years later, he opened CAFE LUXEMBOURG in the culinary wasteland of the Upper West Side. This was the pioneer of what became Keith McNally’s aesthetic sweet spot: French bistros that faithfully evoke 19th century Paris – and I mean FAITHFULLY. As Pete Wells of the New York Times put it: “…not exactly the real Paris, but the way you remember it a year after taking a vacation there.”
On the Upper West Side
Retro Chic
Full disclosure: It was about this time that I was creating BUCA, and McNally’s attention to detail drove me to obsess over the minutiae of Italian immigrants’ homes and neighborhood restaurants – the plastic flowers, kitschy trinkets and gaudy Catholic icons. The bad plaster statuary and floral carpets. The Christmas lights left up year-round; everything a visual and cultural metaphor of a STATE FAIR FRINGED PILLOW. So thank you, Keith.
My next discovery of McNally’s genius was BALTHAZAR, the quintessential SOHO brasserie, right out of central casting…and today possibly the busiest restaurant in New York (with a branch now open in Covent Garden in London). It was here that I truly began to appreciate his attention to detail. Sure, other New York bistros had the obligatory Parisian ochre walls – but McNally’s were purposely stained to evoke years of exposure to a clientele of two-pack-a-day cigarette smokers. Then there were the mirrors – not clean and bright, but distressed with hopelessly damaged silvering. The mosaic tiled floor’s patterns were imperfect and patched – from the day they were laid. And McNally bathed everything in flattering Renoir-ish light.
His Biggest Hit
Soooo Parisian
PASTIS soon followed in what was then another culinary backwater, the Meatpacking District. Here he capitalized on all the bistro/brasserie clichés, including the requisite Parisian “egg and dart” facing on the zinc bar. And the “decorating hits” just kept on coming. New Parisian “touchstones” beyond Balthazar’s red leather banquettes and marred mirrors included mismatched chairs, a stamped and faux-soiled tin ceiling, and what would become a McNally signature decorative device: chipped and damaged Paris Metro subway tiles adorning columns and walls.
A Pioneer in the Meat Packing District
Now Closed... Too Bad
Oh, and the food was pretty good, too.
The hits came in quick succession…. the striking, subterranean PRAVDA VODKA BAR; SCHILLER’S LIQUOR BAR (best name ever?); and the impossibly cozy, always-satisfying Minetta Tavern. As the New York Times wrote, “…McNally is the restaurateur who invented downtown Manhattan.”
Also Closed
Too Bad... Soooo Cool
Love This Place... Minetta Tavern
Sooo Comfortable and Great Steaks
Then McNally dabbled in two Italian adventures: MORANDI, a trattoria; and PULINO’S, a pizza-centric venue that opened and closed after a short run, but was quickly reimagined as CHERCHE MIDI (see my blog entry dated November 2, 2016).
Italian Adventure
Morandi
Pulino's Pizzeria, on the Bowery
Short Lived
But Reimagined - Cherche Midi
So Very French
That brings us to AUGUSTINE, McNally’s newest bistro and his giddiest yet. Last week, our Parasole culinary team visited Augustine, housed beautifully in the restored BEEKMAN HOTEL not far from City Hall. Note the image of the dining room – an over-the-top and gorgeous accumulation of all the visual and sensual devices that have served him so well over the last thirty years, with the addition of Art Nouveau-style glazed tiles featuring hand-painted climbing vines, tiger lilies, peonies and poppies. Pay particular attention also to the use of mosaic floor tiles.
And Now... Augustine
In the Beekman Hotel
The Beekman Lobby
Near City Hall
Wow!
These Floors Are NOT Cheap
But Aren't They Nice?
The Name in the Floor Works
And Works Often
And if there are two of you dining at Augustine, get the corner table pictured (#62). On Saturday, we started with brunch at a window table (#91; #92 is also good).
Table #62 - The "Catbird" Seat
In the Corner
Brunch - Parasole Folks - Joanne, Tim, Steve - Table #91, by the Window
Joanne chose the Cheese Soufflé, perfectly prepared and really cheesy with Gruyere and Parmigiano Reggiano, accompanied by a horseradish fondue ($19, but worth it).
The Funny Shaped One is Fougasse
Cheesy Soufflé with Horseradish Fondue
This was followed by the Heirloom Beet Tartine with ricotta, watercress and toasted walnuts – a bargain at $10. The Heirloom Tomato Salad with fresh mozzarella and charred jalapeno vinaigrette, while very good, was a whopping $19. I had Eggs in the Hole with smoked salmon, arugula and lemon creme fraiche. Avocado Toast followed with poached eggs, tomato coriander salsa and sliced avocados atop grilled focaccia (best Avocado Toast ever; $16). Finally, a perfectly “serviceable” Eggs Benedict on brioche – just fine, but just Eggs Benedict.
Heirloom Beet Tartine with Ricotta and Toasted Walnuts - $10
Heirloom Tomato Salad - $19!!!
Brunch - Eggs in a Hole with Smoked Salmon
Avocado Toast - Best Ever $16
Eggs Bennie
The Parasole folks gathered again at 6:00PM for dinner, and to reach our table we had to fight our way through Augustine’s lively bar, filled even at that early hour with drinkers and diners.
Dinner Time for Parasole
Busy, Busy Bar Scene
Shared dinner appetizers began with Salt Roasted Oysters topped with salmon roe. I had the Beef Tartare with yuzu, nori and a quail egg, while one of our group opted to go “snout-to-tail” and ordered the Marrow Bones with oxtail ragout. Joanne, in my opinion, had the biggest hit: Chilled Watercress Vichyssoise, drizzled with chive oil and served with buttery miniature brioche croutons – just $10 for a generous serving. Two crispy salads came next: a lightly dressed Frisée and mixed greens…and a surprise: a Waldorf Salad. Not very French or bistro-like, but delicious nonetheless.
Appetizer - Salt Baked Oysters - $18
Steak Tartare - Or is That Dog Food?
Bone Marrow with Ox Tail Ragout - YUM
Best Summer Soup Ever - Watercress Vichyssoise - $10
Waldorf Salad - a Bistro Surprise
Simple and Lightly Dressed
I won’t go through all of the mains. They’re all pictured and all good. But I will mention a few standouts, including the tasty, artfully plated Duck à l’Orange, featuring juicy slices of Grand Marnier-braised breast meat layered over turnips and greens, served with a side of duck confit and orange marmalade. I had the Steak Au Poivre – fork-tender and beefy (and, as Pete Wells said, “dry aged and tender without being floppy). It was served with a generous side of crispy pomme frites – double fried (or maybe triple fried) just like in France.
Duck à L'Orange - Nice
Salmon with Crispy Carrots and Roasted Squash - $28
Steak Frites - Perfect for $33
Roasted Chicken
Great Burger Too - $25
My Steak au Poivre - Really Good - $40
Provençal Seafood Stew
But perhaps the most interesting offering at our table was a side-dish: POMMES PRESSÉ: layers and layers and layers of wafer-thin potato slices, stacked on a bed of pureed Yukon Golds and served with garlic aioli and wild thyme. I don’t know how it was prepared, but I think they deep fried the whole thing.
Best Side Dish - Pommes Presse
Apple Tarte Tatin with salted caramel ice cream, a Dark Chocolate Terrine and a surprising plate of sliced Blood Oranges with mint leaves sent us all crawling back to our hotel.
Tarte Tatin with Salted Caramel Ice Cream
Dark Chocolate Terrine
Blood Oranges with Mint
Finally, I wondered, Why the name “Augustine”?
Was McNally playing with us? Is this the same Augustine as the St. Augustine that Stephen Greenblat cited in the New Yorker magazine, who in 370 AD, at age 16, had an “incident” in a public bathhouse? “Hardly a world-shaking event,” he writes, “…but Augustine did become celibate and perhaps even obsessed with human sexuality” causing him to believe “‘that there is something fundamentally damaged about the entire human species’” – thus Adam & Eve and Augustine’s doctrine of Original Sin?
Young Augustine - Just What DID Happen in That Bathhouse?
I don’t know. I was just wondering. What exactly did happen in that bathhouse?????
Last week we discussed my favorite restaurant in northern Italy, TRATTORIA SOSTANZA in Florence.
Easily the best known city in Tuscany, Florence has the refinement, sophistication and money representative of so many of the Italian states and city states north of Rome.
Venture south, however, and you’ll discover just how poor much of Italy really is. With the exception of tiny pockets of great wealth that frequently have origins of dubious distinction, vast stretches of the south are arid and almost barren. They simply can’t support the crops and livestock that one finds in the north.
And yet…
The south has developed a cuisine that celebrates what the regions do have to offer. They call it “CUICINA ALLA POVERA” – the cuisine of the poor. And what a delight it is; different from the north, but equally as good. Think BUFALA MOZZARELLA, the world-renowned creamy cheese that comes from water buffalo raised just north of Naples. Why water buffalo? Because cows cannot stand the southern heat. Also, SAN MARZANO TOMATOES, probably the best in the world and grown only in the volcanic soil in the shadow of MT. VESUVIUS, also near Naples.
And finally, there’s the incredible bounty of the sea. Unlike the wealthy north, which relies much more on beef, pork and veal for protein, southern Italy celebrates fish and seafood, and its chefs do wondrous things with it.
That brings us to Naples. It’s a much-maligned city (often deservedly so), but if one can look beyond the obvious, you’ll find culture, beauty – and fantastic seafood – in abundance.
Naples Coat of Arms
Situated on the east coast of the Mediterranean on the GULF OF NAPLES, the city occupies a strategic military location as evidenced by the numerous castles and fortresses that survive to this day. In a tribute to the armies of shoppers who flock to Naples, the city boasts one of the world’s first enclosed shopping centers – the vital, stunning glass-roofed GALLERIA UMBERTO I, built between 1887 and 1891.
Bay of Naples - Mt. Vesuvius in the Distance
Galleria Umberto I
Naples Oldest Standing Fortress - 1270
Promenade on the Boy - Via Caracciolo e Lungomare
Castel Nuovo - 1279 - Palace for King Alphonse
Piazza del Plebiscito
Should you be fortunate enough to visit Naples, do sample the PIZZAS, most often made with SAN MARZANO TOMATOES and BUFULA MOZZARELLA (of course). In fact, pizza is said to have originated here. I certainly have no reason to disagree. Another must: the city’s spectacular open-air markets, brimming with “visual candy” ranging from fresh veggies to super-fresh seafood.
Water Buffalo, Imported from India - They Thrive in Hot Weather
And Provide the Milk for Bufala Mozzarella Cheese
San Marzano Tomatoes
And the World Famous Salad - Insalata Caprese
Home of Pizza - Bufala Mozzarella, San Marzano Tomatoes
From a Wood Fired Oven
World's Longest Pizza
The Markets
Seafood, Seafood, Seafood!
You’ll also want to take a day trip to POMPEII, about 20 miles south of Naples. In 79 AD, Pompeii, without warning, fell victim to a horrendous volcanic eruption that suffocated the town. But it wasn’t the fire or lava that killed the thousands of residents. It was the tons and tons of volcanic ash that blanketed Pompeii, burying people alive in their tracks. Ironically, the falling ash ended up preserving many of the city’s structures, which after 2,000 years old are remarkably intact.
Mt. Vesuvius
79 A.D.
Vesuvius Erupts - 79 A.D.
Tons and Tons of Ash Suffocate Pompeii
Ironically Preserving the City
In All it's Splendor
But not the Inhabitants
Naples is a “gritty” place. The vast majority of the residents are poor (although you can find small shops housing Ferragamo, Gucci, Prada and the like in a tiny pocket of downtown that caters to wealthy tourists and probably mob wives). Not surprisingly, pickpockets and gypsies abound in Naples, and they’ve elevated their trade to an art. They’re stealthy. They’re fast. They will fleece you faster than a high school prom dress comes off. Joanne had her watch violently ripped from her wrist as we walked near our hotel. The thieves escaped lightning-fast on mopeds before we even realized what had happened.
Gritty and Poor
Watch Out!
You Will be Fleeced if You're Not Careful!
Lock Up Your Back Pack!
So here’s some advice that you’d be wise to take: DO NOT – repeat, DO NOT – bring your expensive jewelry to Naples. If you need a watch, wear a $32 Timex, not a Rolex or a Cartier. That said, don’t freak out; you can easily stroll the city, especially during the daytime. Ladies, if you carry a purse, wear the strap over your opposite shoulder and hang on to it at all times. Gentlemen, keep your wallet and passport in your front pocket, or in the hotel safe. If you sport a backpack, be sure it’s locked and strapped over both shoulders.
Leave Your Expensive Jewelry at Home
Buy a Timex at Target Instead - $32
In addition to the pickpockets and street urchins, you’ll also notice the somewhat invisible hand of the mafia lurking over the city. It announces itself in the padded meter of your taxi. It appears in the frequent garbage strikes that plague the city (until the right payoffs are made). It’s also found in the commissions that the Mafia receives from the many pickpockets it controls. Likewise, your inflated check at certain restaurants and hotels may reflect a Mafia “commission.”
The Mob
Under Arrest
Frequent Garbage Strikes
Speaking of hotels, here’s another piece of advice: If you can afford it, stay at THE EXCELSIOR on the bay. Yes, it’s a bit of a splurge, but well worth the peace of mind of being secure. By the way, the EXCELSIOR has a wonderful rooftop restaurant with a Kodak view of Mt. Vesuvius. And if you’re a fan of The Sopranos, this is where Tony and the gang stayed on their visit to Italy.
Hotel Excelsior on the Bay
You are Safe Here
Roof Top Restaurant - Very Good
View of the Fortress from Excelsior Rooftop
Now that we have that behind us, let’s talk restaurants – MIMI ALLA FERROVIA, in particular, because it just might be the best seafood restaurant in all of Italy (and that includes LA ROSSETA in Rome).
Our Favorite
As the name suggests, Mimi is near the train station (Ferrovia), not in the nicest or safest part of the city. Wisely, the Excelsior Hotel INSISTED that Joanne and I take a seasoned hotel car and driver to the restaurant. (By the way, our driver stayed parked out front ‘til we were finished with dinner).
Near the Train Station (Ferrovia)
Mimi's
The owner, Mimi, is on site and all over the dining room. As we dined, several fishermen brought in crates of just-caught fish (still squirming and flopping) and paraded it through the heart of the dining room en route to the kitchen.
Here's Mimi
Just Brought in Through the Front Door
Obviously, seafood reigns at Mimi’s. I do not recall ANY MEAT DISHES on the menu, but my memories are alive with visions of seafood pastas, redolent with clams, razor clams, shrimp, mussels, octopus and squid. Unsurprisingly, Mimi’s also offered various iterations of fresh swordfish from local waters (check out my photo from the market), along with tuna direct from the Straits of Messina, between the toe of the boot and Sicily. They even have the classic Sicilian dish … PASTA CON SARDE with sardines and crowned with herby bread crumbs … no PARMIGIANO REGGIANO in Naples …. No cows. And to finish, do not pass up Mimi’s intensely rummy BABA RHUM.
Simply Grilled
Nice Dining Room
Frito Misto - Mixed Seafood Appetizer
Prawns and Octopus - Swimming a Few Hours Ago
Linguine Alle Vongole
Mixed Seafood Platter - Razor Clams, Prawns, Mussels and Whatever Was Caught That Day
With Pasta
Pasta con Sarde (Sicilian) - Breadcrumbs, not Parmigiano
Tuna from the Straits of Messina
Local Swordfish with Olives and Tomatoes
Check Out the Tuna - Today's Catch
As Well as the Swordfish at the Market
Naples Can Be Delicious
Do not be afraid. Go to Naples if you can – and by all means, GO TO MIMI’S. Just be careful. Be aware. And keep your antenna on high alert.